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CLOSER RANKINGS
We will update our rankings on a continual basis to reflect the current closer landscape. A closer whose name is red has been lowered in the rankings; a closer whose name is green denotes a player who has been moved up in the rankings or is the new favorite for saves for a given team. Stoppers that are waiting in the wings are listed in parentheses.
Tier 1-Exit Movers

Closers with elite stuff and a stranglehold on the job.
When they come in, fans move it to the exit.
- Mariano Rivera, NYY (Chamberlain)
- Johnathon Broxton, LAD (Sherrill, Kuo, Troncoso)
- Heath Bell, SD (Adams, Gregerson)
- Johnathan Papelbon, BOS (Bard)
Tier 2-Face Savers

It isn’t pretty, but they get the job done. Can look like
Exit Movers one day and Adventure Rides the next.
- Jose Valverde, DET (Zumaya, Perry)
- Carlos Marmol, CHC (Marshall)
- Rafael Soriano, TB (Benoit, Wheeler, Howell)
- Joakim Soria, KC (Farnsworth)
- Brian Wilson, SF (Affeldt, Romo, Runzler)
- Billy Wagner, ATL (Saito)
- Andrew Bailey, OAK (Wuertz, Ziegler)
- Francisco Rodriguez, NYM (Feliciano)
- Francisco Cordero, CIN (Masset)
- Ryan Franklin, STL (Motte, Miller)
- Jon Rauch, MIN (Guerrier)
- Matt Lindstrom, HOU (Lyon)
- Leo Nunez, FLA (Meyer)
- Matt Capps, WAS (Storen, Clippard, Bruney)
- Neftali Feliz, TEX (Francisco)
- David Aardsma, SEA (League)
- Octavio Dotel, PIT (Meek, Hanrahan)
Tier 3-Adventure Rides

The results are not attractive.
- Kevin Gregg, TOR (Downs, Frasor)
- Manny Corpas, COL (Street, Morales)
- Brian Fuentes, LAA (Rodney, Jepsen)
- Bobby Jenks, CWS (Thornton, Santos, Putz)
- Jose Contreras, PHI (Lidge, Romero)
- Chad Qualls, ARI (Heilman, Gutierrez)
- Kerry Wood, CLE (C. Perez)
- John Axford, MIL (Hoffman, Villanueva, Coffey, Hawkins)
- Will Ohman, BAL (Gonzalez, Simon, Mata, Meredith, Johnson)

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This list is a farce and purely propaganda aimed at demeaning The Mexectuniors. It’s no coincedence that the bottom three closers call home in Mexcectuniorland…